but then we would call it wallpaper??

sometimes i use toilet paper to blow my nose when i can't find any tissues.

and you can always find toilet paper, since it's permanently mounted on the bathroom wall.

so here's my idea-

put those toilet paper brackets on the various walls throughout your house.
in your bedroom above your bed. on the wall next to your couch.
next to the paper towels in the kitchen (for the smaller jobs).

this is gonna be huge... kleenex's evil tissue empire is about to get a nasty little blow... unless they also make toilet paper. which they probably do. i mean, it would make good business sense.