What I did on New Years Eve with my orange court-jesters hat
first of all, if you reached this page because I emailed you a link, then everything below applies to you. you should feel special, because i almost wrote this specifically to you. but not really to you. just to someone like you. or to anyone who asked me the question that you just did. or to people who don't care what i did and didn't ask and aren't even sure if they know me. this is to you. and you. and you... here we go:
this was an email to a friend (you?)
as for my new year, to save a bit of energy, i will paste text from two other emails that i sent to other friends, detailing my exciting new years plans. i will then begin typing to you and no one else after another series of these little things
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i was trying to sneak in with my junk food and 40 of beer...
didn't want anyone to know that was the way i'd be spending my new year's eve...
but i guess you guys busted me.
at the drive-thru, i even went to the trouble of ordering two hamburgers, each prepared different, so that the order-taker would think that i was ordering for two people rather than sitting around by myself getting fatter, on the most social night of the year...
so now it sucks that my second burger has ketchup AND mayo on it. and i have to eat it.
hope you have a very festive eve. talk to ya later...
matt
(that was a letter to my neighbor on NYE. Then we also have this one)
i actually did nothing for nye. which was perfect. for the past couple years i was working on new years eve, and was really over the whole production of the night.
so instead, i snuck out of my building without anyone seeing me, went to Jack in the Box, got a bunch of fast food. went to the corner store and got a forty of Budweiser, then tried to sneak back inside and watch Ryan Seacrest and Regis Philbin on television.
but my neighbors were all dolled up and walking out of my building as i was walking back inside, wearing a sweatshirt and carrying a big bag of junk food. on a related note, why am i not 300 pounds...?
but i had a great time just chilling by myself. it was a nice change.
mo
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alright, now i'm back to you.
this was an email to a friend (you?)
as for my new year, to save a bit of energy, i will paste text from two other emails that i sent to other friends, detailing my exciting new years plans. i will then begin typing to you and no one else after another series of these little things
*******************************
i was trying to sneak in with my junk food and 40 of beer...
didn't want anyone to know that was the way i'd be spending my new year's eve...
but i guess you guys busted me.
at the drive-thru, i even went to the trouble of ordering two hamburgers, each prepared different, so that the order-taker would think that i was ordering for two people rather than sitting around by myself getting fatter, on the most social night of the year...
so now it sucks that my second burger has ketchup AND mayo on it. and i have to eat it.
hope you have a very festive eve. talk to ya later...
matt
(that was a letter to my neighbor on NYE. Then we also have this one)
i actually did nothing for nye. which was perfect. for the past couple years i was working on new years eve, and was really over the whole production of the night.
so instead, i snuck out of my building without anyone seeing me, went to Jack in the Box, got a bunch of fast food. went to the corner store and got a forty of Budweiser, then tried to sneak back inside and watch Ryan Seacrest and Regis Philbin on television.
but my neighbors were all dolled up and walking out of my building as i was walking back inside, wearing a sweatshirt and carrying a big bag of junk food. on a related note, why am i not 300 pounds...?
but i had a great time just chilling by myself. it was a nice change.
mo
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alright, now i'm back to you.
posted by Matt Oliver at 8:34 PM
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