Antisocializing
Some woman, as she was leaving the bar, walked over and asked "did she give you my number?"
I replied with a lie, "she tried to, but she couldn't remember it. She thought there was an 8. And she was sure there was a 1."
Girl interrupted with, "do you have a pen?".
Me, "no. but I have a straw and a napkin. are you MacGuyver?"
Me, "wait, do you have a parakeet and a bit of twine?"
Her, "no"
Me, "also, I'm in a serious, committed, long-term relationship. But do you want to go to my website, badlovesongs.com?"
Her, "no".
I replied with a lie, "she tried to, but she couldn't remember it. She thought there was an 8. And she was sure there was a 1."
Girl interrupted with, "do you have a pen?".
Me, "no. but I have a straw and a napkin. are you MacGuyver?"
Me, "wait, do you have a parakeet and a bit of twine?"
Her, "no"
Me, "also, I'm in a serious, committed, long-term relationship. But do you want to go to my website, badlovesongs.com?"
Her, "no".
Labels: and twins, best television show ever, hard to get, lower standards, this may have happened months ago but i had nothing to write today
posted by Matt Oliver at 2:57 PM
6 Comments:
It may have happened months ago, and I may have heard the story at that time, but I still laughed out loud in my cubicle and saw some heads whip around in my direction nonetheless.
are you saying i brought you to LOL?
Twice.
You guys are doing your nerd porn thing again, I can tell.
LaMongo, have you noticed that the words for word verification are much like the words I try to sound out in scrabble? Today's - "Bkaaup"
I have noticed. And considering that it's Scrabble Nite (tm), you should be practicing. So keep commenting.
Why don't you ever call me on the intercom anymore? Why are you so eager to get off every time I call you? What is going on????
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