California was not tubular

so i've hinted at it before, and if you scroll down you will even read my bitching about California not wanting me as much as i wanted it, but now i have finally done something about it. that's right, i've moved back to NYC (yet again). i shouldn't even consider it "moving" anymore, since i do it so often that i am rarely even "staying" anywhere.
but i'm hesitant to say that i'm bi-coastal. that would imply that i actually have a place of residence on both coasts, just as saying that one is bi-sexual implies that they are getting a bit of loving from both the dudes and the ladies. i guess i'm a-coastal.