There are no saints so annoying as the reformed sinners...

I generally resist the urge to quote brilliant people, because that takes the focus off me. But I just quit smoking, so here you go:


"My excuse for not lecturing against the use of tobacco is, that I never chewed it;
that is a penalty which reformed tobacco-chewers have to pay;
though there are things enough I have chewed which I could lecture against."

-Henry David Thoreau